Sunday, June 15, 2008

Nobody loves Me(A tribute to Neiville..too classy to ignore)

it is so sad to know that i haven't got a friend in this unimaginably(pleasecorrect me if this is not the proper use of what seems to be an adverb) huge andlarge and overcrowded world. i am so sad. i mean, nobody loves me. nobody was bothered to reply my last query about the notes. nobodywas bothered to check out wether i was alive or not in the last holiday. i betnone of you remembered me even once in the last are all so pathetically self centered and selfish and victims of criticalpsychopharmacological severe disorders and impairments. none of you loves me,you cheesy airheads. but i am not bothered-with this one last mail, i declare theindependence of my happiness from the gruesome, absurd and sadistic behaviours(which are obviously outcomes of your emotionally unbalanced minds marked forunusual dumbness) of you lot. and all this time, i was sort of dying in your memories, the sweetmemories of these worthless fools i used to call friends.-----------------important note :----------------- (for those who are already pissed off by this mail) this mail is meant onlyfor those who think of themselves as my friends. bother to reply me only if youthink of yourself as a friend of this unfortunate boy aged 18 years and 5 daysand 24 minutes and 56 seconds at the time of writing this mail in the hindusystem of calenders. hey, i am still a teenager.----------------------end of important note---------------------- i am not undergoing any kind of emotional breakdown. i say, i am not outof my mind.
that is all.
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Saturday, August 18, 2007

The untold truth about Newton

After watching some telugu movies (wont say the names,private safety n the producers may sue me) i decided to put this old editorial again.many of u might have read it,for those who havent have a look again...


Here is the reason.

>>> Once Newton came to India and watched few Tamil movies that had his head spinning.

He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

>>>> In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.

>>>Here are a few scenes...

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is> cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.Guess, what he does?He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires hisgun. Bang...the gangster dies...

>>>> This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast! The 'climax' finally arrives.Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall,he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Thats when Newton Commited Suicide!!!!!!!!!>>